Once Upon an Ambi
Me: Oh my gosh! What if he has a wife- wikipediaa.......
Sam: Oh my gosh Ambi. Control-F it.
Me: Oh he has a website!
Sam: *sigh*
Me: Oh Sam... He has a son.... I don't do men with children..
Sam: Are you rethinking a hypothetical situation? Really?
Me: .... Maybe a one night stand...
Sam: Ambi! You are in a committed relationship!
Me:
Sam: You are totally over thinking a hypothetical relationship.
I want to marry the idea of being with you…
Sam, on my love for Norman Reedus

My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candle Light by Matt Mulholland (by mattmulholland26)

God bless bricks
Sam, on throwing things at prostitutes
Shitty Days

So last class I got a text from my G-ma saying the my uncle died this morning. I’ve been crying in waves. Luckily I have awesome friends like Kylie and Sam to make me feel effing awesome. 

asilee:

I know I’m like super-duper late and yes, I was in that part of Tumblr/Youtube but…I think I died twice from laughter.

tumblalloverthetown:

You can’t be a duck…

tumblalloverthetown:

You can’t be a duck…